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NSFW
OKAY!! Let's just
clear the air about what you're about to see. Earthy needs to lay down the
ground rules before we go any further.
For
those who don't know, NSFW is old 2000's lingo that means "Not Safe For
Work" meaning that if you are looking at this page right now while you
are at work or school, you are about to be in BIG trouble. Your boss sees
this and you are TOAST my friend. Basically, this term is used for things
that are sexual. It's sometimes used for non-sexual things, like say ultra
violent images or graphically disturbing photos like any say historical
photos of Hitler's last pool party, but most of the time if you see
"NSFW" chances are some fap material is
behind it.
With
that said, if
you are under 18, SCRAM!! GO AWAY!! LEAVE!! SHOO!!
If you
are the parent/legal
guardian of someone under 18, SEND THE KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM. For crying out loud, the internet is NOT a babysitter and
this has NEVER been a kids' site!!
Now for
the big giant flipping warning. Below are bootlegs of items that are
seriously NSFW. Some of the images may disturb you if you already know the
ages of the characters.
I'm not
going to be nice at all here. The anime/manga/Sailor Moon community is full
of Pedobears and perverts. It's disgusting and we aren't doing enough to
fight back.
Now
before you start typing that nasty message, let me be clear on a few things.
1. I actually do enjoy hentai. With adult aged characters
only. So don't bother pretending I'm some kind of prude here. And no, I don't
mean "Hee hee hee hi, I'm Atlus or NIS
America, and I just erased or changed the age of that loli for the US
market" no, I mean the cartoon anime characters all look/act/think/ARE
over 18. Most of the time, I'm watching hentai videos about married couples
in their 20s and 30s. Yes it DOES exist, you just need to look for it.
2. I do not have a problem with ecchi, eroge or hentai as long as it happens
to have the following ADULT aged characters:
* Sailor Pluto
* 30th Century Crystal Tokyo characters except for Chibiusa (see
below) and Diana.
* The moms in Parallel Sailor Moon (Usagi,
Makoto, Minako, etc.) as well as the Parallel Sailor Moon
versions of Mamoru, Setsuna, Haruka and Michiru.
* Luna and Artemis except for the live action PGSM Luna. (You know who you
are.)
* Princess Kakyuu
* The Dark Kingdom except for Ace Kaitou/Phantom Ace (See below)
* The Black Moon Family
* Kaolinite
* Professor Tomoe
* Queen Nepherenia
* Zircon and Zirconia
* Chaos
* Sailor Galaxia
* All of the Animamates, except for Sailor Tin Nyanko and Sailor Iron Mouse.
(See below.)
* Rei's grandfather and any parent of the Inner Guardians including Queen
Serenity
* Yuuichirou
* Motoki and Reika
* Adult aged victims of the day and baddies
3. Characters I do have MAJOR problems with and why:
* Hotaru Okay, chronologically, her Parallel Sailor Moon
counterpart is 28, but guess what? Her body is 15, and she's still in school.
So NOPE. Only
exception here is 30th Century Sailor Saturn.
* Chibiusa Yes, 30th Century Chibiusa is chronologically over
900 years old. But for most of the series, she looks and acts between 6 and
13 years old. So NOPE!! And as for Parallel Chibiusa? That one looks like and
actually is a 15 year old kid. So NOPE again. Only exceptions are Black Lady who is
beyond 18 physically and chronologically and the manga version of "age
swap" Chibiusa for the same reasons. Her SuperS "teen" version is off limits because
she is supposed to be the same age as Usagi, who at that point is 15.
* Chibi Chibi I shouldn't have to explain this, but even though she is
chronologically much older, her body age is two. TWO!! In fact, I'm still on
the fence about Sailor Cosmos. Technically she should be
an adult, but it's kinda hazy.
* Kousagi and her team I REALLY shouldn't have to explain this one. They're
eight.
* Diana I know damned well what she is dressed like, but her body age is
somewhere between 10 and 13. So NOPE!!
* Shingo/Sammy Shingo is somewhere between 9 and 11 years old. NOPE!!
* The Starlights 16 year old kids. NOPE.
* The Inner and Outer Sailor Guardians Except for Pluto, everyone here not
named Hotaru is between 13 and 17 depending on where you see them. Exceptions again are made for 30th
Century and Parallel Sailor Moon
counterparts.
* Tuxedo Mask Until the start of the Infinity Arc/Sailor Moon S, Mamoru is
17.
Exceptions are made for the old anime, which aged him up by one year, and all
instances of Tuxedo Mask after they say goodbye to Chibiusa at the end of
Sailor Moon R. so he's fair
game for most of the series.
* Naru, Umino, all other school and kid characters Because NOPE.
* The Amazoness Quartet Chronologically, they have to be over 1000 years
old by now, but they look between 12 and 14 years old. NOPE!!
* Helios and Peruru Again, chronologically over 1000, but Peruru looks 10
or 11 and Helios looks like a 7th grader, albeit with a man's
voice. NOPE!
* PGSM Sailor Luna She looks 9 or 10. NOPE!
* Sailor Tin Nyanko Okay, technically, she "should be" an adult,
but her age is not made clear. Like Diana, she retains some of her cat
appearance in her human form, and she is in the same class as Usagi, who at
that point is 16. So let's play it safe. NOPE.
* Sailor Iron Mouse Technically, she "should be" an adult,
however her initial design had her at the same body type as Chibiusa, who at
this point has a body age of 13. We never see her in school and we do see her
in the adult world, so again, she should be an
adult, but knowing what was originally planned, I think I'll take a hard
pass.
* Ace Kaitou/Phantom Ace His age is not really specified, but he's a teen
idol and he doesn't appear to be very far away in age from Minako, who is 13
when she meets him. I want to believe this is an adult, but I'm leaning hard
towards a NOPE on this one.
* Unazuki/Liz/Elizabeth Unazuki is a student at Rei's school and is only a
year older than Usagi. Oh so very much NOPE.
4. Nobody cares that they're "just cartoons". If it's a kid, it's
wrong.
5. "Kid" refers to anybody ages 0-17. Don't like it? Too bad.
6. Nobody cares about which countries you "can" marry a child in.
You're not here for marriage.
7. Skip the copy and pasted excuses. You know the ones. "It's art"
"It's culture" just spare me.
For
more on the Pedobear problem in the anime community
as well as my busting of the "Age of consent/marriage is 13" myth, click
here.
So now,
on with the uncomfortable bootlegs!
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