For the love of all
things coated in pink sugar, THIS IS FOR ADULTS ONLY!!!
If you're not 18 yet, SCRAM!!! I don't care HOW mature your parents think you
are, or that the uncensored anime is rated TVPG, you are not welcome here, GO
Parents, PLEASE keep your children OFF
And just to be clear, ALL of the following images come from the actual series. If you don't believe
the manga or watch the show on Hulu.
The only "fan art" on this page is my own.
This part of the page originally opened on February 18, 2005, coated in
dithered GIF images and spots of Comic Sans MS font. My apologies. I've updated a
few of the graphics and some of the comments while leaving others alone for
the sake of nostalgia.
No, I DON'T condone ANY of the images on this page.
Look, there's no porn here. So if you're under 18, just beat
it. There's nothing of any real delight in the following images anyways. If
you want scandalous porn-type crap that your parent or legal guardian can
bust you on, go somewhere else. Google has plenty of options available, my
page ain't it.
And if you do take delight in these images, lemme suggest a trip to the
psychiatrist, because obviously, you're sick. I'm not gonna start on how
jacked up you really are if you think of ANY of the kid characters in lewd
situations before they're legal age, jackass.
And guess what? The old otaku/weeaboo excuses of "Oh it's
juuuust art" or "It's a cartoon/anime/not real" and "it's
a cultural thing!!" are going to fall on deaf ears here, so SPARE ME. I
don't care if it's a cartoon or if you think this is art, IT'S WRONG!!
And the "legal age of marriage is 13" argument only
applies to one or two prefectures in Japan. The rest of the country says it's
16, and even in America we've bumped it up to 16 or 18.
And even if you can marry at that age, lemme be clear. If
you're not old enough to vote in an American election, you're a kodomo.
(Child) So crawl back to the playground aka-chan (Baby) and put your pants
back on, I don't even want to see you like this. Ever.
And for my SANE fans, if the images don't load right, simply hit the reload
doubt you've seen countless articles, featuring disturbing images of the
Sailor Senshi, particularly about Chibiusa and Hotaru.
starters, Sailor Moon series creator Naoko Takeuchi and the animators at Toei
Animation felt it necessary to allow cleavage on ALL of the female
characters, including Chibi Chibi. I have no idea why, but they decided to
allow the younglings "Chibi adult" bodies.
Okay, see, this is my case in point.
even need to comment on how disturbing this is?
more disturbing, are episodes/issues in which there are moments where
multiple Senshi and even the cats are seen enjoying the buff together. I
mean, I know that there are Japanese bath houses, where even whole families
may be in the buff together, but do we really need moments like this? :
↑ WTF Is she doing???
Now, I'll be honest. I do not approve of Peta. The only WWF I wanna hear about
involves vintage wrestling from years past, and I don't wanna see a
crescent-moon bald spot on the Undertaker's head.. There will be a dead beast
on my plate sometime this week. But even I realize that THERE ARE CERTAIN
THINGS THAT PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE NEVER TO ENGAGE IN!!!! Furthermore, I'd
like to know exactly what these people are thinking when it comes to moments
Do we really need to see the Senshi during naked time?
Kudos to Naoko for showing that their souls in their purist form, do not have
the "Earth-bounding" clothes of the Senshi's bodies as this is
really quite brilliant on a spiritual note, but after the umpteenth time I've
seen the Senshi think of each other naked, I begin to question certain
since I know you're gonna start with me on the whole Hotaru thing, fine. I'll
When Moon Sisters opened back on February 18, 2005, I got tons of emails from
people demanding I list Hotaru as Chibiusa's love-interest, crush or
girlfriend. This drove me insane, because at NO point in either the manga or
the original anime does Chibiusa EVER treat Hotaru like a love interest. The
emails went from cute and inquisitive to damn right annoying, and before
long, my email box was crammed with Chibiusa x Hotaru demands, while I stayed
firm that they were just friends.
But after re-reading the manga, reviewing the tapes, and revisiting the
files, I found that I could not escape images like this:
Okay OKAY!!! I get it! Hotaru's got a lesbo streak OKAY ALRIGHT!!!! Ring the
bell, call the ref, I'm tappin' Angle, I'M TAPPING!!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
But for crying out loud, for the umpteenth time, CHIBIUSA ONLY VEIWS HOTARU
AS HER BESTEST FRIEND!!!
THEY ARE NOT
A COUPLE, OKAY???
JUST BECAUSE HOTARU LOVES CHIBIUSA,
DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE LITTLE PINK SPORE LIKEY-LIKE-LIKES HER BACK!
GRAB A CLUE AND SIT DOWN!!!
look, I know that all they seem to have is each other in Parallel Sailormoon,
but that doesn't mean jack shit! This isn't like Haruka and Michiru!
by the way, why is Michiru still crushing on guys in the StarS saga, when
Haruka obviously cares for her?
Chibiusa does NOT share the same feelings as Hotaru, hell, even though Hotaru
appeared to her NAKED in the SailormoonS manga, Chibiusa STILL DOESN'T HAVE A
CLUE ABOUT HOTARU'S OBVIOUS AFFECTION!!! So for the umpteenth time THEY
ARE NOT A-WTF??
So since that last post,
eleven years have gone by. It's (as of now) 2016. We have Sailor Moon
Crystal. Considering the legal brouhaha that PriPara saw last year when that
anime allowed a 14 year old girl to prance around in lingerie, it's come to
my understanding that Japan's laws on nudity and the non-adults has changed,
prompting stricter guidelines for what is and is not allowed on TV. Okay
great! Not a big censorship fan, but if it means fewer instances like this,
then I'll live. Crystal is entering it's third season and bringing in Hotaru.
Surely this means she'll be completely dress-
And this is in the new opening?!?! But but but but-
(Reads the fine print of the new law.)
So obviously the new law doesn't mean crap as long
as you can get a later timeslot, which Crystal just did. It now airs new
episodes during the 11pm-12 am slot in Japan, which is the Adult Swim time
over in America for you Cartoon Network fans. Ah. I see. (Flings law book
I hope it's the desire to put on CLOTHES, Chibiusa-chan. Long ones.
And this reminds me, speaking
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH CHIBIUSA
AND HER FATHER?????
Now, in the manga, just as his first-born is clueless as to why Hotaru keeps
touching her, Mamoru has no clue that his daughter (until Sailormoon SuperS
graphic novel #1) chooses to ignore that he indeed is her biological father,
in favor of this wild-assed crush. However, the dumbasses at Toei animation
decided to have him share those same crush-esque feelings right back at her,
which resulted in the debacle(s) below:
And as if this wasn't bad enough, take a look at when she debuted.
(This is the same in the manga.)
Yeah, it was on Cartoon Network. In the daytime. And
below is the Sailor Moon Crystal version……. With tongue.
Not only that, this scene happens TWICE in Crystal!!
Even worse, in both the anime AND the manga, this image exists:
In the Sailor Moon R anime, the kiss was only an image created by Wiseman to
torture Sailor Moon with. but in the manga, she kidnaps her father, as she's
becoming Black Lady, and yes, uses him against her mother AND KISSES HIM,
What was she planning, to be her own mother?
Granted, she, her baby sister and dey mama look alike, share the same name,
blood type, powers, friends and such, and this would almost explain the whole
red eye thing and why Kousagi doesn't share that trait (if you discount
Ikuko's manga self) , so it's not like anyone would notice if Chibiusa/Black
Lady was her own mother, but this does NOT EXCUSE THE OBVIOUS EWW FACTOR!!!
So you might be curious, how did Sailor Moon
Crystal handle this? Simple. By not changing a damn thing from the mangaâ€¦
except giving her MORE chances to snog her father. EW!!
Didja hear that? Yeah. That gurgling sound is me, throwing up in my mouth
Oh and adding to it, Mamoru is SUPER CREEPY when his kid stays over:
Uh, Mamo-chan? Can we back up? Like around 45 feet, please?
Okay, it's NOT just me. Even Usagi
doesn't trust him with her.
AND WITH EXCELLENT REASON!! It's wrong that Usagi is jealous of her own
daughter's affection with Mamoru, but can we seriously blame her?
But when he's not flirting with his own daughter….. He'll go after her
Ah NO Mamo-chan!! No Diana will NOT join you in the bath, WTF is your
problem??? ARTEMIS SIC HIM!!
Now, onto Chibiusa's loves.
The first time I saw any part of the anime was on local stations. I was
relieved when I heard years later after Cartoon Network picked up the series
that they would air the SuperS saga...
That is until they actually played the damned episodes involving this image:
It was bad enough that Toei had their people draw the little girl naked, but
the fact that Cartoon Network purposely edited out most of her mother's
nudity to show MORE of naked Rini, disturbs me to no end.
And then we progressed to the
point where Helios was fearful, seeing his beloved maiden in a teenage body
and was so overjoyed at the sight of her returning to her "Chibi"
self, that unable to contain his chubby-I MEAN exuberance, he chose to show
her. The fact that Cartoon Network was fine with the following disturbs me.
And exactly why is Helios so hell-bent (double pun intended) on seeing her
when she's in this form??:
Now, don't get me wrong, the SuperS anime is one of my favorite sagas, and
the animation is no short of exquisite, but being that I am a supporter of
children's rights to safety, I am more than a little creeped out by a priest
who's in love with a little kid...even if she IS 903 years old. I'm just
thankful that the whoring out of Sailor Chibimoon stops at her fling with
Peruru, and thank God that stopped with a kiss.
And what's with the glued on
skirt? At least it's SOMETHING, but why do all of the Senshi (Including Mamoru)
have skirts on their souls? And how the hell do you colorize that?
(All these years, you thought I was joking about
And as if this isn't weird enough, characters with better established royalty
(Like Black Lady, see above.) have really super-duper long ass skirts! How
the hell DO you bathe with one of those things??? Check out Queen Serenity
and Queen Nehellenia:
Thankfully, although Cartoon Network did get the most out of the original
anime, Ted Turner (it's former owner)
never got his crummy lil' hands on the manga, or the following might
No seriously. He tried to colorize everything black and white he could get
his hands on. The 1980's and 1990's was a scary, SCARY time. And looking
back, a little racist too. Yes, he really did colorize blackface cartoons.
Yes that is as horrifying as you imagine it is.
Can you imagine what it would be like to bathe with a skirt perpetually glued
to your ass? I mean it's bad enough that they can't seem to take a potty
break without some nimrod from the dark forces banging at their door, but
THIS?? Poor Kousagi and Chibiusa. They were fucked before they even got here.
And now for something quite
And now for more kitty freaks!
It's bad enough that the StarS
anime holds little promise with the unnecessary edition of Seiya's attempted
fling with Usagi, but did we need to whore out Luna too?
For starters, in both the anime S movie and in the manga story "Snow
Princess Kaguya" Luna had a mild affair with Kakeru.
So Luna goes to live with
Kakeru for a few days, and has a habit of kissing him when he's unconscious.
Rapey much? Luna, asleep means NO!! It ain't consent if he's asleep!!
But Kakeru has no idea that Luna is in love with him. Sooooo
he knocks up Himeko.
And Luna can't take "NO" for an answer, so she turns human and
snogs him anyway.
In the Sailormoon S anime, he doesn't knock up Himeko, but Luna still kisses
him when he's unconscious, and again long after he's established he's with
Again, rapey and aggressive much?!?!
But Toei didn't stop here, so
in Sailor StarS, Luna also crushes heavily on Yaten...WHO'S A 16 YEAR OLD
GIRL DRESSING AS A GUY DRESSING AS A GIRL. Even after she learns the truth,
she still lusts after the one named Sailor Star Healer.
Apperantly in episode 178 of Sailormoon StarS, we learn that Yaten had asked
Luna to star with her/him for a pet TV show. Luna was going to leave, but
looking into his/her eyes made her stay... AND THEN YATEN BATHES WITH LUNA!!!
WHAT THE UNCOMFORTABLY UNHOLY HELL???
Luckily for Diana, Luna comes running back to Artemis, before she let's
anyone touch her kitty lady bobbles...
And Luna by the way isn't the
only character on the show to get a little rapey.
And while we're on the subject
of Ka-spewiedness, if you watch the first 13 episodes of Sailormoon R, you'll
notice "Alan" and "Ann". Or as they are originally
titled, "Ali" and "En".
(Alien, Yeah, the following is...)
Their story is that they were born from the "Doom Tree/Hell Tree"
along with several others, who wound up killing each other for no real
The first 13 episodes, show the two aliens after landing on Earth, having a
slue of relationship trauma, including their infidelity to each other, and
how through their crushes (Usagi and Mamoru), they learn to love each other
and in the end, they take their MOTHER tree and go in search of another home,
cheerfully. And this would have been a lovely story...IF NOT FOR THE OBVIOUS
YOU GUYS ARE SIBLINGS FACTOR,EWW!
What the hell is wrong with these people??? And what's creepier, is that
Ikuko Itoh and Junichi Sato, who were on the production team of the anime,
have gone on to do ANOTHER creepy anime, dealing with junior squirts being
seen as romance objects when CLEARLY they are PRE adolescents, Princess Tutu.
I'm not EVEN gonna start on that one...
And here are a few notes on some moments that
take place in the Infinity/Sailormoon S/Crystal part 3 arc of the manga.
Originally, this was part of graphic novels 9 and 10, but the reprint manga
releases have them in much earlier books in the series, so bear with me on
the numbers. You can now see this in reprint manga 7 and 8.
This is one of the few instances within the manga in which a character is
featured in "soul mode" minus the ass skirt.
Here, Hotaru is technically dying, as Mistress 9 is taking over Hotaru's
Remember, Saturn, Hotaru and Mistress 9 are still 3 souls inside of one body,
and these images take place from the moment Chibiusa's soul and crystal are
devoured by Mistress 9 through Hotaru's final farewell before her rebirth ...
keep in mind, all of the surrounding Tokyo Bay area (the part that isn't
completely dead yet) has seen naked Hotaru's escape from Mistress 9, and the
final image shown takes place in front of Mamoru...at his apartment ... as
she reaches out to Chibiusa...and did we mention the NUDIE factor???
Something tells me that Mamoru
enjoyed that little image WAYYYYY the fuck too damned much.
And perhaps as Rini's power influenced how Hotaru was reborn and how she
would grow, perhaps the "nudist-making" powers of Saturn,
influenced this little two-page bit of freakishness:
Just what the holy fuck is wrong with Hotaru?
Okay, I honestly thought I was done with all
the shit there was to rag on, I WAS VERY WRONG!!
What really gets me about the following images
is that they were ALL taken from the CARTOON NETWORK TOONAMI version of the
anime that I forgot I taped. This all aired during the DAYTIME KIDDIE block
and I'm shocked as all hell they left it all ALONE.
Let's start with the fact that many of the
episodes contained MANY panty shots. The worst of which can be found at Chibiusa's home, which is a totally perverted site featuring all kinds of WRONG,
mostly dealing with Chibiusa herself and is NOT I repeat, NOT a site you'd
ever want children to see. (The images from the site however, ALSO got ALL of
the pics from Cartoon Network. Hmm.)
Anyway, here's one that erks me beyond belief
from the episode where they went into Rini's nightmare world and dealt with
the "Doom Phantom".:
Now honestly people, do we REALLY need panty shots of CHILDREN? It's not
cute, it's not heartfelt, it's just plain WRONG. So stop it.
Next, we have images from one of the last
episodes of Sailormoon S, riiiiight before Rini got her heart crystal stolen.
In this episode (and there are several scenes like these, post Hotaru
introduction), Rini and Serena are seen bathing. Now, I understand that in
Japan, it's not unheard of for a mother and her child to be seen bathing
together...but do I really need to see that? I mean here I am, I'm eating
lunch, when suddenly I look up to see the following:
Which is almost immediately followed by a very curious scene.
Where as most mothers and daughters engage in games like
"water-tag" or "catch", these two enjoy playing
"homicide by drowning"
Now, I can understand why Usagi would try to drown that kid, given all the
shit she's had to put up with this year, but doesn't Chibiusa realize that by
drowning her mother, she negates her VERY EXISTENCE? It's insane how long it
takes this kid before she realizes who the fuck her parents are.
Unfortunately, this wasn't the end of the
episode, as the next thing I saw in it's entirety was this horrible display
of anime talents:
Did I DESERVE THAT?? Is my life so depleted that I need to see a naked
Rini???? So lemme see if I have this straight, you can edit out when Sailor
Neptune got all bloody in the episode where they took her crystal. You can
leave out Neptune and Uranus's relationship, despite the fact they never so
much as kiss. But you actually slowed down the footage to air MORE OF AN
UNDERAGE CHILD??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??
And then there's the uncensored version of the
SuperS intro, where one by one, Pegasus sees the Senshi in their birthday
suits and grants them their "Super" powers. Since there's waaay too
many shots I can critique, I'll just leave it at this image:
So then, I'm watching the episode titled "Thorny Weather", when I
notice a strange blip during the moment Rini lands on her mother. Sure as
shit, I found the following while slo-moing the incident:
What the hell do you have to smoke before you find this okay to draw? Don't
these people have any scruples when it comes to young characters?
Well I guess that answers my question.
Ã Insert your own comment here.
Ã And thatâ€™s how Chibiusa was born.
Ã THIS is NOT cute!!!
So then, I decided to watch
some of the movies I have on tape. Suddenly, I noticed just a few things
about the R and SuperS movies that I'm surprised nobody else caught.
Such as the scene in the R movie, where Usagi uses the crystal and becomes
Princess Serenity. I believe the scene speaks for itself:
Disturbingly enough, a majority of the SuperS movie features Chibiusa with
the same ribbon shit as her mother.
Speaking of the SuperS movie. It's bad enough
that we pimped out Chibiusa to begin with, but was any of this necessary???
Okay, we get it! Queen Vadianne/Badiyannu/Michael Jackson/Whatever the fuck
her name is now is evil. But why did we go the extra distance to make her
this fucked up?
And now a peek into Hotaru's
new life. After her rebirth, Hotaru is adopted by Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.
At first, this seems like a GREAT choice, you know, after you overlook the
whole "we tried to kill you" issue in Sailormoon S, and for a while
it works.... but then there are pics like these that make me wonder, Is
Hotaru just some sick fetish queen to you all?????
Really now, most parents play board games with their kids, NOT FREAKY FETISH
ONES!! What is WRONG with you guys? How lonely ARE you in that great big
Now comes the scary part, Uranus is actually a BETTER mom/dad to Hotaru than
Hotaru's real father!
Some parents let their kids go through puberty at their own pace. Professor
Tomoe on the other hand surgically sped his only child through it!
Maybe I shouldn't be so surprised that the kid has some freaky
thoughts about Chibiusa. Look at how she's raised!
so it appears as though ALL of Chibiusa's friends are fucked up:
from the "But I thought you were straight" dept.:
UM?? O_o What the hell???
I suppose its lonesome being a Sailor Senshi? Okay, who am I kidding, the
fuck just happened here?!?!?
And now, for those of you who
have never caught it before, I give to you the great secret of all Sailor
THEY AIN'T GOT NO UNDERPAAAAAAAA~AAAAAANTS!!!!!
The picture of Eternal Sailor Moon comes from one of the artbooks. The pic of
Super Sailor Chibi Moon comes from the ANIME. Next time you get the chance,
if you slow-mo Twinkle Yell, you will see the above
shot, as she gets ready to say "Yell". Now think about this, these
ladies wear NO undies for half of the anime and most of the manga, AND they
live in a society that eats fish. All I will say on the matter is P.U. and
Isn't 14 a little TOO young to be thinking about an ex-lover without your
But it should be noted that
nobody skips underwear quite as often as Sailor Jupiter.
All these years, people emailed me and asked if it was true Makoto was
skipping the bottom of her costume. Now you know. And knowing is half the
The following shot from
episode 59 where Mamoru and Moonlight Knight become one was brought to you by
Toei Animation. When you think of naughty alone time, don't forget to pull
out your Toei's.
This brings playing with yourself to a WHOLE ugly new level, don't it folks?
Even Usagi's parents??
This is Usagi trying to drown Shingo/Sammy. Am I seeing a PATTERN??
This is Shingo stealing Usagi's towel. DUDE THATâ€™S YOUR SISTA!!!
This is Ikuko and Kenji, being thoroughly USELESS!!
And there's Ami, Makoto, Minako and Rei trying to drown Usagi. WHAAAAT??
And now, we take a second look at the love
life of Sailor Chibi Moon. Because Apperantly the little underage spore gets
around a hell of alot more than her mother!
Anyways, I found these disturbing images of Rini and Pegasus.
What bothers me and makes these next two uncomfortable ... IS THAT HER MOM IS
WATCHING ALL OF THIS AND POSSIBLY JOINING THEM TOO EWW!!!
How the fuck retarded must you be that you'd
a. Let your daughter date a winged animal
b. Join her and
c. Think this is good parenting?
Are you that damned hard up that either one of ya's would screw a Pegasus to
Damn that's fucked up!
And here's one more Cartoon Network "edited" pic that somehow made
it to air...on numerous occasions I might add! :
Can't we have just one anime where we're NOT greeted by tentacles, naked
children and the like? Just once, I'd like an anime with ADULT AGED
NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I - OOOHHHHHGE-OOOOOD
WHAT THE FUC-I'M BLIND!!! I'M BLIIIIIIIND OH THE
HUMANITY!!! HAPPY NOW????
I'm sure you could explain Usagi-sama. I'm sure you could...
So here we are. A new Sailor Moon anime is on
and it's making waves for actually trying to stay close to the manga, while
making few changes. The first season took liberties with the Four Generals,
but in a way we can all accept. But the second arc onward has been all about
the manga. But we're in a new millennium now, with new Japanese TV laws and
restrictions. Does that mean the young Sailor Guardians now have to put on
clothing and dress their age?
Nope. Not at all. Like this isn't even a thing to Toei right now.