Look, there's no porn here. So if youíre under 18, just beat it.
There's nothing of any real delight in the following images anyways. If you
want scandalous porn-type crap that your parent or legal guardian can bust you
on, go somewhere else. And if you do take delight in these images, lemme
suggest a trip to the psychiatrist, because obviously, you're mentally
retarded. I'm not gonna start on how jacked up you really are, if you think of
Sailor Minimoon this way, before she's legal, jackass.
And for my SANE fans, if the images don't load right, simply hit the reload button.
No doubt you've seen countless articles, featuring disturbing images of the Sailor Senshi, particularly about Chibiusa. For starters, Naoko and the animators felt it necessary to allow cleavage on ALL of the female characters, including Chibi Chibi. I have no idea why, but they decided to allow the younglings "Chibi adult" bodies.
Okay, see, this is my case in point. Do I even need to
comment on how disturbing this is? What's more disturbing, are
episodes/issues in which there are moments where multiple Senshi and even the
cats are seen enjoying the buff together. I mean, I know that there are
Japanese bath houses, where even whole families may be in the buff together,
but do we really need moments like this? :
ŖWTF Is she doing???
And since I know you're gonna start with me on the whole Hotaru thing,
fine. I'll address it. After rereading the manga, reviewing the tapes, and
revisiting the files, I found that I could not escape images like the one
Now look, I know that all they seem to have is each other in Parallel Sailormoon, but that doesn't mean jack shit! This isn't like Haruka and Michiru! (Which by the way, why is Michiru still crushing on guys in the StarS saga, when Haruka obviously cares for her? They live together too. Uh-oh... Hope this won't wind up like Lita and Matt Hardy's 2005 split, staring Edge, har har har. Wrestling joke.) Chibiusa does NOT share the same feelings as Hotaru, hell, even though Hotaru appeared to her NAKED in the SailormoonS manga, Chibiusa STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT HOTARU'S OBVIOUS AFFECTION!!! So for the umpteenth time THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE
and one of my favorite Senshi, Hotaru-chan...IS A WEIRDO,GOT IT???
Which brings me to my next point, WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH
CHIBIUSA AND HER FATHER?????
In the anime, the kiss was only an image created by Wiseman to torture
Sailor Moon with. but in the manga, she kidnaps her father, as she's becoming
Black Lady, and yes, uses him against her mother AND KISSES HIM, EWWWW!!!
Kousagi: Well, as long as youíre gonna stay with us; let Kousagi introduce you to her family. This is Mama Usagi, Papa Mamoru, and my big sisters, Black Lady and Chibiusa.
Cat: Wow! You have two sisters Princess Kousagi-chan?
Kousagi: In a way....Y'see, Black Lady is my full sister, who had a major fling with Papa, and she wound up giving birth to herself but not quite 'cause Chibiusa's eyes are an unnatural shade of red, and Black Lady has no more pupils, so in effect , Mama disowned Black Lady and she lives with her live in boyfriend Prince Diamond, who also fathered Sailor Chibimoon with Mama-
Cat: You have another sister?
Kousagi: We don't talk about her, she lives with her girlfriend Hotaru. Mama was taken advantage of.
Kousagi: Anyway, Black Lady is my full sister, Chibimoon is my half sister and Chibiusa is part my half sister, part niece, part stepsister, making Black Lady part sister, part step mommy, part aunt, and Chibimoon part sister, part step cousin. But at least it's not as bad as my other sister from the 30th century who is still my big sister, Princess Lady Serenity.
Kousagi: Don't ask. She lives with her lover, Helios. She's also seeing Peruru, who's from another universe I guess, but the tests have shown that the baby really is Helios's.
Kousagi: Well, Helios is almost the alternate universe version of my Papa-
Cat: ALMOST? What the fuck?
Kousagi: Don't ask. Anyway, this makes the baby my part niece, part half sister, part full sister, full older sister, part twin, part little sister, part stepsister, part cousin. Her name is Chibi-usa.
Cat: I thought that was Black Lady's kid?
Kousagi: Nu-no,that's Chibiusa. Chibi-usa's name is spelled with a hyphen. See the difference?
Kousagi: Well, at least it's not like Diana.
Kousagi: Diana is Super Sailor Chibimoon's cat.
Cat: ...There's another one?
Kousagi: Yeah, she's my sister from the universe where she came from the 30th century to hang out with Mama. Not to be confused with Princess Lady Serenity.
Cat: *SIGH* I'll bite, what's so different about Diana?
Kousagi: Well, In a past life, Artemis, who's Mina and Minako's cat, was the only male on the moon. Queen Serenity, my past life granny had a summer fling with him, and she had his child, Princess Serenity, who later died, and was reincarnated as Mama. And then Artemis hooked up with Mama's cat Luna, and they had Diana.
Kousagi: That Diana is my part aunt, part pet and because Black lady cancelled out Mama being Mama, Diana is also my sister, part niece, part cousin, part -
Cat: STOP IT!!!
Kousagi: What? It's not nearly as bad as Luna-P.
Kousagi: Luna-P? She's Diana and my sisters' toy... part my sister, part my vibrator on the weekends, part aunt part friend, part-
Kousagi: Shh! Don't tell Peruru about this!
Kousagi: You remember? He's my part common-law brother-in-law with Helios, part my lover, part uncle, part-
Cat: I'M SORRY I ASKED!!! I wanna go home.
Kousagi: To Mau? Hey, how many talking cats are on Mau?
Cat: Not many.
Kousagi: Soooo you guys inbreed?
Cat: .......Why? What's it to you?
(Kousagi kisses Cat on the nose.)
Cat: WHAT THE HOLY HELL????
Kousagi: You're the long lost relative of Luna!
Kousagi: She's Diana's mother! So you're part my sister, part aunt, part cousin, part niece, part
Cat: Oh God somebody PLEASE KILL ME!! I've HAD ENOUGH!!!
Parallel Senshi: Now do you see why we avoid coming here?
Y'see just how WRONG that is?
Now, onto Chibiusa's loves.
It was bad enough that Toei had their people draw the little girl naked,
but the fact that Cartoon Network purposely edited out most of her mother's
nudity to show MORE of naked Rini, disturbs me to no end. And then we
progressed to the point where Helios was fearful, seeing his beloved maiden
in a teenage body and was so overjoyed at the sight of her returning to her
"Chibi" self, that unable to contain his chubby-I MEAN exuberance,
he chose to show her. The fact that Cartoon Network was fine with the
following disturbs me.
And what's with the glued on skirt? At least it's
SOMETHING, but why do all of the Senshi (Including Mamoru Sailor Moon graphic
novel #10) have skirts on their souls? And how the hell do you colorize that?
And as if this isn't weird enough, characters with better established royalty
rankings (Like Black Lady, see above.) have really super-duper long ass
skirts! How the hell DO you bathe with one of those things???
And now for something quite disturbing:
And speaking of whores, it's bad enough that the StarS
anime holds little promise with the unnecessary edition of Seiya's attempted
fling with Usagi, but did we need to whore out Luna too?
And while we're on the subject of Ka-spewiedness, if you
watch the first 13 episodes of Sailormoon R, you'll notice "Alan"
and "Ann". Or as they are originally titled, "Ali" and
"Ein". (Alien, Yeah, the following is...)
And here are a few notes on some moments that take place between Sailor
Moon graphic novels #9-10,
Something tells me that Mamoru enjoyed that little image
WAYYYYY the fuck too damned much.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE FOR THAT
MATTER??? If you must feature the Senshi in "compromising"
positions, then would it kill ya to at least age their bodies to a more LEGAL
age? I don't know about most countries, but how's about the
Okay, I honestly thought I was done with all the shit there was to rag on, I WAS VERY WRONG!!
What really gets me about the following images is that they were ALL taken from the CARTOON NETWORK TOONAMI version of the anime that I forgot I taped. This all aired during the DAYTIME KIDDIE block and I'm shocked as all hell they left it all ALONE.
Let's start with the fact that many of the episodes contained MANY panty shots. The worst of which can be found at Chibiusa's home, which is a totally perverted site featuring all kinds of WRONG, mostly dealing with Chibiusa herself and is NOT I repeat, NOT a site you'd ever want children to see. (The images from the site however, ALSO got ALL of the pics from Cartoon Network. Hmm.)
Anyway, here's one that erks me beyond
belief from the episode where they went into Rini's nightmare world and dealt
with the "Doom Phantom".:
Next, we have images from one of the last
episodes of Sailormoon S, riiiiight before Rini got her heart crystal stolen.
In this episode (and there are several scenes like these, post Hotaru
introduction), Rini and Serena are seen bathing. Now, I understand that in
Now, I can understand why Usagi would try to drown that kid, given all the shit she's had to put up with this year, but doesn't Chibiusa realize that by drowning her mother, she negates her VERY EXISTENCE? It's insane how long it takes this kid before she realizes who the fuck her parents are.
Unfortunately, this wasn't the end of the
episode, as the next thing I saw in it's entirety was this horrible display
of anime talents:
And then there's the uncensored version of
the SuperS intro, where one by one, Pegasus sees the Senshi in their birthday
suits and grants them their "Super" powers. Since there's waaay too
many shots I can critique, I'll just leave it at this image:
And now, a scene THANKFULLY edited out.
And another one edited out:
And one we'll never see thank God:
Ŗ Insert your own comment here.
Ŗ And thatís how Chibiusa was born.
Ŗ THIS is NOT cute!!!
So then, I decided to watch
some of the movies I have on tape. Suddenly, I noticed just a few things
about the R and SuperS movies that I'm surprised nobody else caught.
Speaking of the SuperS movie. It's bad
enough that we pimped out Chibiusa to begin with, but was any of this
And now a peek into Hotaru's new life. After her rebirth,
Hotaru is adopted by Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. At first, this seems like a
GREAT choice, you know, after you overlook the whole "we tried to kill
you" issue in Sailormoon S, and for a while it works.... but then there
are pics like these that make me wonder, Is Hotaru just some sick fetish
queen to you all?????
Okay, so it appears as though ALL of Chibiusaís friends are fucked up:
Ŗ Magic hands???
Ŗ Arenít you guyís sisters or something?
And from the "But I thought you were straight"
O_o What the hell???
And now, for those of you who have never caught it before,
I give to you the great secret of all Sailor Senshi.
Ŗ Isnít 14 a little TOO young to be thinking about an ex-lover without your undies?
The following shot from episode 59 where Mamoru and
Moonlight Knight become one was brought to you by Toei Animation. When you
think of naughty alone time, don't forget to pull out your Toei's.
Even Usagiís parents?? Check the events of this episode:
ŖThis is Usagi trying to drown Shingo/Sammy. Am I seeing a PATTERN??
Ŗ This is Shingo stealing Usagiís towel. DUDE THATíS YOUR SISTA!!!
Ŗ This is Ikuko and Kenji, being thoroughly USELESS!!
Ŗ And thereís Ami, Makoto, Minako and Rei trying to drown Usagi. WHAAAAT??
And now, we take a second look at the love
life of Sailor Minimoon. Because Apperantly the little underage spore gets
around a hell of alot more than her mother!
Now for the last time. This section is
about her REAL love life. So quit bitchin' about her love life with Hotaru
because IT NEVER HAPPENED! Just because you devote a fanfic or twenty to it
doesn't mean that Naoko and them are gonna devote a special to it, okay?
They're JUST FRIENDS SO STOP I-WHAT THE HELL???
NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I
- OOOHHHHHGE-OOOOOD WHAT THE FUC-I'M BLIND!!! I'M BLIIIIIIIND OH THE HUMANITY!!! HAPPY NOW????