WARNING
For the love of all things coated in pink sugar, THIS IS FOR ADULTS ONLY!!!

And just so we are clear, I do NOT condone ANY image of ANYONE under 18 like this, not even in my all time favorite show. EVER. I hope I never see anybody under 18 like this ever, ever again.

If you're not 18 yet, SCRAM!!! I don't care HOW mature your parents think you are, or that the uncensored anime is rated TVPG, you are not welcome here, GO HOME!!

Parents, PLEASE keep your children OFF my website!!

And just to be clear, ALL of the following images come from the actual series. If you don't believe me, get the manga or watch the show on Hulu.

The only "fan art" on this page is my own.

This part of the page originally opened on February 18, 2005, coated in dithered GIF images and spots of Comic Sans MS font. My apologies. I've updated a few of the graphics and some of the comments while leaving others alone for the sake of nostalgia.

If you do take delight in these images, lemme suggest turning yourself in, because obviously, you're sick. I'm not gonna start on how jacked up you really are if you think of ANY of the "Chibi" characters in lewd situations before they're legal age, jackass.

And guess what? The old otaku/weeaboo excuses of "Oh it's juuuust art" or "It's a cartoon/anime/not real" and "it's a cultural thing!!" are going to fall on deaf ears here, so SPARE ME. I don't care if it's a cartoon or if you think this is art, IT'S WRONG!!

And the "legal age of marriage is 13" argument only applies to one or two prefectures in Japan, with written parental consent from both parents. I doubt your neckbeard ass can get that.

The rest of the country says it's 16, and even in America we've bumped it up to 16 or 18.

And even if you can marry at that age, lemme be clear. If you're not old enough to vote in an American election, you're a kodomo. (Child) So crawl back to the playground aka-chan (Baby) and put your pants back on, I don't even want to see you like this. Ever.

And for my SANE fans, if the images don't load right, simply hit the reload button.

No doubt you've seen countless articles, featuring disturbing images of the Sailor Senshi, particularly about Chibiusa and Hotaru.

For starters, Sailor Moon series creator Naoko Takeuchi and the animators at Toei Animation felt it necessary to allow cleavage on ALL of the female characters, including Chibi Chibi. I have no idea why, but they decided to allow the younglings "Chibi adult" bodies.



Okay, see, this is my case in point.

Do I even need to comment on how disturbing this is?

What's more disturbing, are episodes/issues in which there are moments where multiple Senshi and even the cats are seen enjoying the buff together. I mean, I know that there are Japanese bath houses where even whole families may be in the buff together, but do we really need moments like this? :
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↑ WTF Is she doing???

Now, I'll be honest. I do not approve of Peta. The only WWF I wanna hear about involves vintage wrestling from years past, and I don't wanna see a crescent-moon bald spot on the Undertaker's head.. There will be a dead beast on my plate sometime this week.

But even I reAilze that THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE NEVER TO ENGAGE IN!!!!

Furthermore, I'd like to know exactly what these people are thinking when it comes to moments like these:

Do we really need to see the Senshi during naked time?

Kudos to Naoko for showing that their souls in their purist form, do not have the "Earth-bounding" clothes of the Senshi's bodies as this is really quite brilliant on a spiritual note, but after the umpteenth time I've seen the Senshi think of each other naked, I begin to question certain motives.

I usually think of my friends as fully clothed. Just saying.

And since I know you're gonna start with me on the whole Hotaru thing, fine. I'll address it.

When Moon Sisters opened back on February 18, 2005, I got tons of emails from people demanding I list Hotaru as Chibiusa's love-interest, crush or girlfriend. This drove me insane, because at NO point in either the manga or the original anime does Chibiusa EVER treat Hotaru like a love interest. The emails went from cute and inquisitive to damn right annoying, and before long, my email box was crammed with Chibiusa x Hotaru demands, while I stayed firm that they were just friends.

But after re-reading the manga, reviewing the tapes, and revisiting the files, I found that I could not escape images like this:

Okay OKAY!!! I get it! Hotaru might like Chibiusa. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

But for crying out loud, Chibiusa has always only seen her as a friend, and let's not forget what's really wrong here:

· Hotaru is 12 when she meets Chibiusa.

· Chibiusa is over 900 years old when she meets Hotaru.

· Chibiusa looks 8 when she meets Hotaru.

· Hotaru (In Sailor Moon Crystal season 3 anyway) isn't told how old Chibiusa is, but confesses to her (as she's dying) totally thinking Chibiusa is 8.

· Hotaru is a 12 year old confessing love for an 8 year old.

· If they were together, this would be a 900+ year old with a 12 year old.

· In Parallel Sailor Moon, that Chibiusa is 15.

· Hotaru looks 15 in Parallel Sailor Moon, but is chronologically 28.

· That would be a 28 year old with a 15 year old.

Why are you NOT seeing how creepy that is??

Look, I can see Haruka and Michiru's relationship as wholesome and normal, because they're much older and extremely close in age.

But the age gap between Hotaru and Chibiusa is so vast, you could drive an entire space fleet through it. There's nothing "cute" about this at all, especially with all this unsavory artwork of them without their uniforms.

Can we please just NEVER go here? Why can't Hotaru and Chibiusa just have a normal friendship while they still look too young to order their own Happy Meals??

And then this happened in Sailor Moon Crystal season 3:

And this is in the new opening?!?! But but but but-

(Reads the fine print of the new law.)

So obviously the new law doesn't mean crap as long as you can get a later timeslot, which Crystal did for season 3. It aired during the 11pm-12 am slot in Japan, which is the Adult Swim time over in America for you Cartoon Network fans. Ah. I see. (Flings law book over shoulder.)

I hope it's the desire to put on CLOTHES, Chibiusa-chan. Long ones.

And this reminds me, speaking of Chibiusa …

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH CHIBIUSA AND HER FATHER?????

Now, in the manga, Mamoru has no clue that his daughter (until the Dream Arc) chooses to ignore that he indeed is her biological father, in favor of this wild-assed crush.

However, the creepers at Toei Animation decided to have him share those same crush-esque feelings right back at her, which resulted in the debacle(s) below:


And as if this wasn't bad enough, take a look at when she debuted.
(This is the same in the manga.)
Yeah, it was on Cartoon Network. In the daytime. And below is the Sailor Moon Crystal version……. With tongue.

Not only that, this scene happens TWICE in Crystal!!

Even worse, in both the anime AND the manga, this image exists:

In the Sailor Moon R anime, the kiss was only an image created by Wiseman to torture Sailor Moon with. but in the manga and in Crystal, she kidnaps her father, as she's becoming Black Lady, and yes, uses him against her mother AND KISSES HIM, EWWWW!!!


What was she planning, to be her own mother?

Granted, she, her baby sister and dey mama look Ailke, share the same name, blood type, powers, friends and such, and this would almost explain the whole red eye thing and why Kousagi doesn't share that trait (if you discount Ikuko's manga self) , so it's not like anyone would notice if Chibiusa/Black Lady was her own mother, but this does NOT EXCUSE THE OBVIOUS EWW FACTOR!!!

So you might be curious, how did Sailor Moon Crystal handle this? Simple. By not changing a damn thing from the manga except giving her MORE chances to snog her father. EW!!


Didja hear that? Yeah. That gurgling sound is me, throwing up in my mouth right now.

Oh and adding to it, Mamoru is SUPER CREEPY when his kid stays over:


Uh, Mamo-chan? Can we back up? Like around 45 feet, please?

UH, MAMO-CHAN??!?!?!

Okay, it's NOT just me. Even Usagi doesn't trust him with her.

AND WITH EXCELLENT REASON!! It's wrong that Usagi is jealous of her own daughter's affection with Mamoru, but can we seriously blame her?

But when he's not flirting with his own daughter….. He'll go after her kitten.

Ah NO Mamo-chan!! No Diana will NOT join you in the bath, WTF is your problem??? ARTEMIS SIC HIM!!

Now, onto Chibiusa's loves.

The first time I saw any part of the anime was on local stations. I was relieved when I heard years later after Cartoon Network picked up the series that they would air the SuperS saga...
That is until they actually played the damned episodes involving this image:

It was bad enough that Toei had their people draw Chibiusa without a shirt, but the fact that Cartoon Network purposely edited out most of her mother's nudity to show MORE of naked Rini, disturbs me to no end. Why was this a thing?? WHY??

And then we progressed to the point where Helios was fearful, seeing his beloved maiden in a teenage body and was so overjoyed at the sight of her returning to her "Chibi" self, that unable to contain his exuberance that he chose to show her. The fact that Cartoon Network was fine with the following disturbs me.

And exactly why is Helios so hell-bent (double pun intended) on seeing her when she's in this form?? Why was he so unhappy in the 90s anime with her grown ass form??

Now, don't get me wrong, SuperS is one of my favorite sagas, and the animation is no short of exquisite, but being that I am a supporter of children's rights to safety, I am more than a little creeped out by a priest who's in love with a little kid...even if she IS 903 years old.

And what's with the glued on skirt? At least it's SOMETHING, but why do all of the Senshi (Including Mamoru) have skirts on their souls? And how the hell do you colorize that?
(All these years, you thought I was joking about Mamoru.)

And as if this isn't weird enough, characters with better established royalty rankings
(Like Black Lady, see above.) have really super-duper long ass skirts! How the hell DO you bathe with one of those things??? Check out Queen Serenity and Queen Nehellenia:

Thankfully, although Cartoon Network did get the most out of the original anime, Ted Turner (it's former owner) never got his crummy lil' hands on the manga, or the following might result:

No seriously. He tried to colorize everything black and white he could get his hands on. The 1980's and 1990's was a scary, SCARY time. And looking back, a little racist too.

Yes, he really did colorize blackface cartoons.

Yes that is as horrifying as you imagine it is.

He wasn't the only one doing that either. Google "Colorized Bosko" if you want to cringe.

Can you imagine what it would be like to bathe with a skirt perpetually glued to your ass? I mean it's bad enough that they can't seem to take a potty break without some nimrod from the dark forces banging at their door, but THIS??

How would you use the bathroom?

Speaking of:

And now for more kitty freaks!

It's bad enough that the StarS anime holds little promise with Seiya being so creepy-pushy with Usagi, but did Luna need to cheat on Artemis too?

For starters, in both the anime S movie and in the manga story "Snow Princess Kaguya" Luna had a mild affair with Kakeru.

So Luna goes to live with Kakeru for a few days, and has a habit of kissing him when he's unconscious. Rapey much? Luna, asleep means NO!! It ain't consent if he's asleep!!

But Kakeru has no idea that Luna is in love with him. Sooooo he knocks up Himeko.


And Luna can't take "NO" for an answer, so she turns human and snogs him anyway.

In the Sailor Moon S anime, he doesn't knock up Himeko, but Luna still kisses him when he's unconscious, and again long after he's established he's with Himeko romantically.

Again, rapey and aggressive much?!?!

But Toei didn't stop here, so in Sailor StarS, Luna also crushes heavily on Yaten...WHO'S A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL DRESSING AS A GUY DRESSING AS A GIRL. Even after she learns the truth, she still lusts after the one named Sailor Star Healer.

Now supposedly, the Materials Collection suggests that Human Luna in the manga was supposed to actually be a year younger than Usagi, so you have this aggravating idea that 13 year old Luna is bossing around 14 year old Usagi in the first season, so at this point, a 15 year old Luna crushing on a 16 year old Yaten doesn't sound as terrifying, but it's still nasty how she's fucking up with Artemis, especially since this is AFTER she already knew about Diana.

But here's my biggest problem. The S movie already ruined the whole "Luna is a teenager too" thing, because she turns into a grown ass woman in the film, and she has a grown ass woman voice in the DiC and Cloverway edit, and she a grown ass cat and a grown ass woman the rest of the damn series, and she's seen as a grown ass woman in the manga despite the initial liner notes, and grown ass women shouldn't be after 16 year old babies. The only time she kinda looks like she's in Usagi's age group is in Sailor Moon Eternal Part 2. The rest of the time, even in her human cameo at the end of Crystal's first season, that's a grown ass cat.

And then in episode 178 of Sailor Moon Sailor StarS, we learn that Yaten had asked Luna to star with her/him for a pet TV show. Luna was going to leave, but looking into his/her eyes made her stay... AND THEN YATEN BATHES WITH LUNA!!! WHAT THE UNCOMFORTABLY UNHOLY HELL???

Luckily for Diana, Luna comes running back to Artemis, before she let's anyone touch her kitty lady bobbles...

And Luna by the way isn't the only character on the show to get a little rapey.




STOP SHIPPING THIS, PLEASE!!

And while we're on the subject of Ka-spewiedness, if you watch the first 13 episodes of Sailor Moon R, you'll notice "Alan" and "Ann". Or as they are originally titled, "Ail" and "An".

(Alan and Ann, Ail and An, Ali and En in some prints. ALIEN, get it?)

Their story is that they were born from the "Doom Tree/Hell Tree" along with several others, who wound up killing each other for no real reason.

The first 13 episodes, show the two Aliens after landing on Earth, having a slue of relationship trauma, including their infidelity to each other, and how through their crushes (Usagi and Mamoru), they learn to love each other and in the end, they take their MOTHER tree and go in search of another home, cheerfully.

And this would have been a lovely story...IF NOT FOR THE OBVIOUS YOU GUYS ARE SIBLINGS FACTOR,EWW!

What the hell is wrong with these people???

And what's creepier, is that Ikuko Itoh and Junichi Sato, who were on the production team of the anime, have gone on to do ANOTHER creepy anime, dealing with junior squirts being seen as romance objects when CLEARLY they are PRE adolescents, Princess Tutu. I'm not EVEN gonna start on that one...

And here are a few notes on some moments that take place in the Infinity/Sailor Moon S/Crystal part 3 arc of the manga.

This is one of the few instances within the manga in which a character is featured in "soul mode" minus the ass skirt.

Here, Hotaru is technically dying, as Mistress 9 is taking over Hotaru's original body.

Remember, Saturn, Hotaru and Mistress 9 are still 3 souls inside of one body, and these images take place from the moment Chibiusa's soul and crystal are devoured by Mistress 9 through Hotaru's final farewell before her rebirth ... keep in mind, all of the surrounding Tokyo Bay area (the part that isn't completely dead yet) has seen naked Hotaru's escape from Mistress 9, and the final image shown takes place in front of Mamoru...at his apartment ... as she reaches out to Chibiusa...and did we mention the NUDIE factor???

Something tells me that Mamoru enjoyed that little image WAYYYYY the fuck too damned much.

And perhaps as Rini's power influenced how Hotaru was reborn and how she would grow, perhaps the "nudist-making" powers of Saturn, influenced this little two-page bit of freakishness:

Just what the holy fuck is wrong with Hotaru?

What really gets me about the following images is that they were ALL taken from the CARTOON NETWORK TOONAMI version of the anime that I forgot I taped. This all aired during the DAYTIME KIDDIE block and I'm shocked as all hell they left it all ALONE.

Let's start with the fact that many of the episodes contained MANY panty shots. The worst of which can be found at Chibiusa's home, which is a totally perverted site featuring all kinds of WRONG, mostly dealing with Chibiusa herself and is NOT I repeat, NOT a site you'd ever want children to see. (The images from the site however, ALSO got ALL of the pics from Cartoon Network. Hmm.)

Anyway, here's one that erks me beyond belief from the episode where they went into Rini's nightmare world and dealt with the "Doom Phantom".:

Now honestly people, do we REALLY need panty shots of CHILDREN? It's not cute, it's not heartfelt, it's just plain WRONG. So stop it.

Next, we have images from one of the last episodes of Sailor Moon S, riiiiight before Rini got her heart crystal stolen. In this episode (and there are several scenes like these, post Hotaru introduction), Rini and Serena are seen bathing. Now, I understand that in Japan, it's not unheard of for a mother and her child to be seen bathing together...but do I really need to see that? I mean here I am, I'm eating lunch, when suddenly I look up to see the following:

Which is almost immediately followed by a very curious scene. Where as most mothers and daughters engage in games like "water-tag" or "catch", these two enjoy playing "homicide by drowning"

Doesn't Chibiusa realize that by drowning her mother, she negates her VERY EXISTENCE? It's insane how long it takes this kid before she realizes who her parents are.

Unfortunately, this wasn't the end of the episode, as the next thing I saw in it's entirety was this horrible display of anime talents:

Did I DESERVE THAT?? Is my life so depleted that I need to see a naked Rini???? So lemme see if I have this straight, you can edit out when Sailor Neptune got all bloody in the episode where they took her crystal. You can leave out Neptune and Uranus's relationship, despite the fact they never so much as kiss. But you actually slowed down the footage to air MORE OF RINI LIKE THIS??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??

And then there's the uncensored version of the SuperS intro, where one by one, Pegasus sees the Senshi in their birthday suits and grants them their "Super" powers. Since there's waaay too many shots I can critique, I'll just leave it at this image:

So then, I'm watching the S episode titled "Thorny Weather", when I notice a strange blip during the moment Rini lands on her mother. Sure as shit, I found the following while slo-moing the incident:

What the hell do you have to smoke before you find this okay to draw? Don't these people have any scruples when it comes to young characters?

Well I guess that answers my question.

Insert your own comment here.

THIS IS NOT CUTE.

So then, I decided to watch some of the movies I have on tape. Suddenly, I noticed just a few things about the R and SuperS movies that I'm surprised nobody else caught.
Such as the scene in the R movie, where Usagi uses the crystal and becomes Princess Serenity. I believe the scene speaks for itself:

Disturbingly enough, a majority of the SuperS movie features Chibiusa with the same ribbon shit as her mother.

Speaking of the SuperS movie. It's bad enough that we pimped out Chibiusa to begin with, but was any of this necessary???




WHY?? Why did we need to see this in the film?? WHY??

And now a peek into Hotaru's new life. After her rebirth, Hotaru is adopted by Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. At first, this seems like a GREAT choice, you know, after you overlook the whole "we tried to kill you" issue in Sailor Moon S, and for a while it works.... but then there are pics like these that make me wonder, Is Hotaru just some sick fetish queen to you all?????

Really now, most parents play board games with their kids, NOT FREAKY FETISH ONES!! What is WRONG with you guys? How lonely ARE you in that great big freakin' mansion???

Now comes the scary part, Uranus is actually a BETTER mom/dad to Hotaru than Hotaru's real father!

Some parents let their kids go through puberty at their own pace. Professor Tomoe on the other hand surgically sped his only child through it!


Maybe I shouldn't be so surprised that the kid has some freaky thoughts about Chibiusa. Look at how she's raised!

Okay, so it appears as though ALL of Chibiusa's friends are fucked up:

Magic hands???

UM?? O_o What the hell??? What the fuck just happened here?!?!?

Is it at all possible to be friends with a girl and NOT go here?? It's not like they do this with dudes in Dragonball Z you know!

And now, for those of you who have never caught it before, I give to you the great secret of all Sailor Senshi/Scouts/Guardians….

THEY AIN'T GOT NO UNDERPAAAAAAAA~AAAAAANTS!!!!!

The picture of Eternal Sailor Moon comes from one of the artbooks. The pic of Super Sailor Chibi Moon comes from the ANIME. Next time you get the chance, if you slow-mo Twinkle Yell, you will see the above shot, as she gets ready to say "Yell". Now think about this, these ladies wear NO undies for half of the anime and most of the manga, AND they live in a society that eats fish. All I will say on the matter is P.U. and WTF??

Isn't 14 a little TOO young to be thinking about an ex-lover without your undies?

But it should be noted that nobody skips underwear quite as often as Sailor Jupiter.








All these years, people emailed me and asked if it was true Makoto was skipping the bottom of her costume. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

The following shot from episode 59 where Mamoru and Moonlight Knight become one was brought to you by Toei Animation. When you think of naughty alone time, don't forget to pull out your Toei's.

This brings playing with yourself to a WHOLE ugly new level, don't it folks?

Even Usagi's parents??

This is Usagi trying to drown Shingo/Sammy. Am I seeing a PATTERN??

This is Shingo stealing Usagi's towel. DUDE THAT'S YOUR SISTER!!!

This is Ikuko and Kenji, watching Shingo steal Usagi's towel, knowing this is their son sexually harassing their daughter, and still choosing to be being thoroughly USELESS parents.

And there's Ami, Makoto, Minako and Rei trying to drown Usagi. WHAAAAT??

And now, we take a second look at the love life of Sailor Chibi Moon. Because Apperantly the little underage spore gets around a hell of alot more than her mother!

Anyways, I found these disturbing images of Rini and Pegasus.


What bothers me and makes these next two uncomfortable ... IS THAT HER MOM IS WATCHING ALL OF THIS AND POSSIBLY JOINING THEM TOO EWW!!!


How the fuck insane must you be that you'd

a. Let your daughter date a winged animal
b. Join her and
c. Think this is good parenting?

And here's one more Cartoon Network "edited" pic that somehow made it to air...on numerous occasions I might add! :

Just once, I'd like an anime with ADULT AGED CAHRACTERS who also LOOK LIKE ADULTS and aren't magically stunted like Chibiusa.

NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I - OOOHHHHHGE-OOOOOD WHAT THE FUC-I'M BLIND!!! I'M BLIIIIIIIND OH THE HUMANITY!!! HAPPY NOW????

I'm sure you could explain Usagi-sama. I'm sure you could...

So here we are. Sailor Moon Crystal/Eternal is actually trying to stay close to the manga, while making very few changes. The first season took liberties with the Four Generals, but in a way we can all accept. But the second arc onward has been all about the manga. But we're in a new millennium now, with new Japanese TV laws and restrictions. Does that mean the young Sailor Guardians now have to put on clothing and dress their age?




Nope. Not at all. Like this isn't even a thing to Toei right now.

I freaking wish it was. T_T